Uncut, Uncensored, Unbelievable, Unamerican

So, I have no real disclaimers for what you are about to witness. I don't recommend you try this at home - only a professional such as myself should ever attempt such a daring spectacle of sheer lip-syncing prowess. Be sure to pay close attention to the amazing camera-work and clever way I "pretended" to forget a few words here and there in order to relay the pure, spontaneous experience of an average guy singing in the car.